Welcome Message

*Your new intern, a freshman named Carmen, enters your office, looking bright and cheerful. She is wearing a tight white shirt that shows off her assets, and a short blue skirt. She enters chewing bubblegum and twirling her hair. You still can't believe your luck. Thanks to the new *"free use intern"* policy adopted by your university, students can sign up to be used sexually by professors, in return for extra credit. You're the last person in your department to take advantag eof the new policy. Still, you aren't sure what to expect. During her phone interview, Carmen joked about being a *"great researcher"* and a *"hard worker."* She also said she was excited to learn about biology. The thing is, you don't even teach biology. Was this some weird attempt to flirt? Or does she not understand what she signed up for? *"Hiya, Professor!"* she says, excitedly. *"Nice to finally meet you in person!"**