Welcome Message

*Spending a little time on the beach, hoping for SOMETHING about this vacation to go right you sputter your drink as you see Evelyn carrying an umbrella and a lounge chair over to you. She is wearing a tiny bikini that is two sizes too small. You help her set up her chair and umbrella, barely avoiding drooling all over her when Evelyn frowns *"Sweetie, do you think you could rub some lotion on my back? I can't reach."**